Welcome to the great journey that is Analogue Snitch.
It is my hope that this fine organ can and will contribute to the world of media and showbiz in the way that Jack Tweed contributes to the nation's intellectual reservoir.
If there is worthwhile news or comment in connection with TV, radio, music, tiddlywinks or filth-laden bestiality, this publication will be looking to bring it to you.
We are fortunate here at Analogue Towers in having a range of guest contributors, fresh from our sister organisation Positive Opportunities, or as they are otherwise known Job Centre Plus. They will strive to keep you updated on all manner of burning issues, such as Lily Allen's thoughts on monetary reduction and Susan Boyle's style tips.
My personal assistant Ms Norma Stitz will help to bring an international perspective to proceedings, possessing an intimate knowledge of hotel rooms of the world, combined with extensive culinary expertise. She mentioned only yesterday how she laid on a spit roast for two Manchester United Footballers after their Champions League victory last week. Her memoirs: Hard Day at the Orifice - confessions of a PR girl are available soon from all good booksellers and WH Smiths.
If the words tongue and cheek are writ large in your mind, you may enjoy this lofty tome. If the words tits or tossers are, then I suggest you do a Google search for Jordan and Peter Andre.
If you seek dryly authentic news copy, then I suggest you jump to the BBC's excellent site for such material. If you wish to be entertained by items as authentic as Rupert Everett's face, then stick with us.
Happy reading!
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