Chanelle Hayes and Chantelle Houghton were embroiled in a desperate life or death drama yesterday, after going for a bacon sandwich.
Sources close to the Daily Star favourites stated that with all the hubbub surrounding Mexican pig flu, there is genuine concern that they may have just days to live.
"Let's face it" said Sebastian Spiv, an unofficial spokesman for Britain's favourite beauties "we just don't know where the bacon comes from around here ... it could be from Mexico, so the concern is legitimate. We are mounting a round-the-clock vigil at Chinawhites at the moment. Any sign of irregularity, and we'll be on the phone to Max Clifford - sorry, emergency services - immediately."
Other old Daily Star favourite Ziggy Lichman meanwhile has been seen lunching at London's Ivy Restaurant with Susan Boyle. Asked if wedding bells were on the cards, Lichman replied enigmatically after a momentary grimace that "we'll just have to see how things develop. But she's a beautiful woman, so these are exciting times." He then left via a back exit in his car with the personalised plate of G1 G0L0. Boyle boarded a 28 bus.
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