Britain's Got Talent heats up, as a new kid on the block emerged last night.
Michael Cabbage - who prefers the stage name Savoy - stunned two passers by in Enfield High Street with a rendition of Tomorrow, from the hit musical that nobody likes, Annie.
Savoy, born with spina bifida, epilepsy, Bells palsy and halitosis, was out shopping for fresh incontinence pants with support worker Terry, when by an astonishing coincidence a theatrical agent, two producers, a camera operator and a sound engineer stumbled upon the teen sensation.
"He only had to dribble the first line of the Les Miserables song What Have I Done? and we knew a star was born." stated Richard Mountebank from talent agency spasmos, dorks and brats Ltd.
The dribbling sensation was emphatic in his desire not to trade on his personal tragedy, available to read in a twelve page pdf download if required. Dropped on his head at birth, he later witnessed his parents die in a stampede after divulging that they were infected with flu. Further heartache followed, as his sister (christened Red) met an unfortunate end fixing the family toaster with a butter knife.
Cole Slaw, the uncle who raised Savoy after these events offered plaudits for his courage and determination. "Lesser kids would have buckled under" he said, tears welling up. "All he wants in life is the chance to be stood on that stage, clutching a large picture of his dead family. Is it too much to ask?"
Plans are already afoot to cast Savoy in BBC soap Eastenders, playing the role of Richard Head, Heather Trott's new fiancee. "He expects it to be a challenging role" assured his uncle, "but one that he should consumately live down to."
wooowww........ very big boy.. but I think he is cute.....
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